Action Cast 41: Hockey Nuggets
Posted 5 days ago by Anthony Rogers
We take on JCVD’s Die Hard in a hockey stadium, Sudden Death, in honor of the Stanley Cup finals.
Click here to find out about the most powerful explosive known to man!
Action Cast 40: Hard to PAX East
Posted 28 days ago by Joe Drilling
It’s a PAX-stravaganza as the boys take on their second Steven Seagal film, Hard to Kill! They were holed up in a hotel room at PAX East drinking whiskey (most of them) and Mike Ayles from On the Stick makes his FIRST Action Cast appearance! Sync it up with the movie and it’s just like being there!
But if you do sync it up with the movie, make sure to wait until the SECOND time we tell you to start the movie.
Click here to hear more Hard to Kill puns than you thought possible!
Action Cast 39: Schemin' Jeans
Posted 48 days ago by Joe Drilling
It’s a Wrestlemania Special as we take on Roddy Piper’s best movie and ANOTHER John Carpenter movie, it’s THEY LIVE! We also discuss Michael Bay’s TMNT remake and babies.
Click here for Michael Bay’s Space Hamlet!
Action Cast 38: A Tale of Spicy Adventure
Posted 59 days ago by Anthony Rogers
This week, our heroes valiantly battle maidens and bed wizards to bring you the greatest treasure of them all: a chronicle chronicling the chronicle that is Conan the Barbarian! (And, uh, the Destroyer, too.)
Click here to solve the Riddle of Action Cast!
Action Cast 37: I Don't Always Jizz the Same Amount
Posted 71 days ago by Joe Drilling
This time out, the boys are taking on Patrick Swayze’s magnum opus: Roadhouse. Along the way, we ponder the volume of a male orgasm, debate if this movie makes any sense and probably make more cancer jokes than are strictly necessary.
Click here if you’ve got balls big enough to come in a dump truck!
And click here to see Red Letter Media’s montage of every face punch in the movie!
Action Cast 36: Rape Cheese
Posted 80 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Special guest Scott Lowe joins us once again to discuss dirt bikes, Game Gear, and who is and is not garbage.
Click here to do your own stunts!
Action Cast 35: That's So Batman
Posted 93 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Our schedule went a little Haywire (pause for laughter), so we bring you a double dose of Action Cast goodness: a 70’s, er, classic, and a brand spanking new movie hot off the presses. The…movie presses. Yeah.
Click here to listen to our hairiest podcast yet!
Action Cast 34: Rape Ghost Coast-to-Coast
Posted 107 days ago by Joe Drilling
We’re back from our little holiday sabbatical with a gem of a movie that sees Clint Eastwood play a spectral gunfighter who rapes a woman in the first fifteen minutes. Yes, really. It’s High Plains Drifter, and it really is an acid trip of a western. It needs to be seen to be believed, but short of that, you can listen to us talk about it.
Click here to get wrecked by a midget!
Links
Action Cast 33: The Only Gigantic Austrian Man in Minneapolis
Posted 148 days ago by Joe Drilling
Eric, Joe and Ethan get together for a smaller than usual ‘cast as we celebrate Christmas with Arnold! We also briefly discuss Die Hard, because it really is the best Christmas movie ever.
Action Cast 32b: Eric is Joe's Ultimate Warrior
Posted 152 days ago by Joe Drilling
Hey, remember these? Well, it’s been awhile, but this digression between Joe, Eric and Ethan about pro wrestling fit the bill, so if you’ve got a spare seven minutes and want to hear us talk about how bad we think Kevin Nash’s match at tonight’s pay-per-view will be or how great we think Colt Cabana is, take a listen to this.
Links
- Steven Regal embarrasses Goldberg
- Why Colt Cabana is Great
- Colt Cabana’s website, home of the Art of Wrestling Podcast
Click here to do something nerds think is nerdy!
Action Cast 32: Giant Sapient Penis Steven Seagal
Posted 154 days ago by Joe Drilling
As Ethan states early on this time out, “there are six of us.” One of the biggest ‘casts yet takes on our first Steven Seagal movie; Out for Justice to celebrate Joe’s birthday. Bryce, Eric, Anthony and Alex join the aforementioned two to discuss the insanity held in this movie.
(Alternate titles for this episode: “Brooklyn Smells like Piss and is Full of Mooks” – Arthur Miller, Golden Shower Stuntman, It has Layers… Like a Cherpumple, You Naba Fuckin’ Tebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (You Knocked My Fuckin’ Teeth Out!), A Dog Named Bobby Lupo, Wopsploitation Movie.)
Links
Click here to find out if you got the balls!
Action Cast 31: Occasionally British
Posted 160 days ago by Anthony Rogers
We’re altogether wooed by Hard Boiled. Do you see what I did there? On the Stick’s Kurt Adam and Things That Don’t Suck’s Bryce Wilson once again join us.
Links
Action Cast 30: Shabby
Posted 167 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Sonny Chiba’s The Street Fighter is on the chopping block this week, in what’s easily our least-shabby podcast to date.
Click here to make an awesome face!
Action Cast 29: Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Fire
Posted 187 days ago by Joe Drilling
This time out Eric, Joe, Anthony, Alex and Ethan take a look at the Rambo series. We discuss its politics, its general insanity, how the first movie is much better than the rest of the series and if fire can be considered weather. We also reveal the winner of our “Too Old for This Shit” contest.
Click here to visit Ronald Rambo’s Rowdy Ranch!
Action Cast 28: The Burning
Posted 201 days ago by Admin
This week on the Action Cast, Bryce Wilson of Things That Don’t Suck joins the usual cast to discuss fancy things, Eric’s shitty internet connection, Jason Alexander’s hair, the weather and a lawsuit against Drive’s ad campaign. Oh and some shitty (but kinda fun) slasher flick called The Burning. Happy Halloween everyone! Eat lots of candy, carve some pumpkins and watch anything other than The Burning.
Click here to go out in a Glaze of Glory!
Action Cast 27: Surprise Helicopter
Posted 211 days ago by Joe Drilling
This time out we take on the original Lethal Weapon. Turns out, it holds up pretty well. Did you listen last time and send us an email guessing how many “too old for this shit” jokes Anthony makes? Well, whether you did or didn’t you’re gonna find out!
Click here to learn when Mel Gibson stopped being Australian!
Action Cast 26: Shogun of Pleasanton
Posted 225 days ago by Anthony Rogers
In this week’s episode, Alex makes love to The Last Dragon aurally. The rest of us chime in occasionally.
Action Cast 25: Ernest Borg-Facts
Posted 250 days ago by Joe Drilling
In the most divided Action Cast! yet, we talk about John Carpenter’s Escape movies. The short version is Joe and Bryce like Escape from New York, Anthony and Alex like Escape from LA and Eric likes neither. We also introduce the Billarm.
Links
Click here if you thought we were dead (or taller)!
Action Cast 24: The Doilynegger
Posted 271 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s schlong, we go all out this week to cover one of the biggest movies in the genre: The Terminator.
Links
Click here to find out if we’ll be back!
Action Cast 23: Evil Daft Punk with a Lynching Gun
Posted 287 days ago by Joe Drilling
This time, Anthony is moving across the country, Alex is drunk in Mexico and, well, we’re not really sure what happened to Andy. He may have been captured or killed by the Russians. But regardless, Joe and Eric soldier on with the help of friends Ethan Cheng (himself getting ready to move across THE WORLD, so what’s Anthony’s excuse now?) and Bryce Wilson. We’re talking neo-exploitation masterpiece, Hobo with a Shotgun.
Click here to learn about bears.
Links
- Original Hobo with a Shotgun Trailer
- Blood Brothers SXSW Contest Trailer
- Grindhouse Releasing
- Things That Don’t Suck
Action Cast 22: Rat Testicle Grenade
Posted 301 days ago by Anthony Rogers
There can only be one, and that one is The One. Too bad it’s a steaming pile.
Click here to get a podcast that’s great in ANY universe!
Action Cast 21: LEGO Al Leong
Posted 312 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Friend of the podcast Bryce Wilson joins us to hunt for nuggets of gold amongst the steaming piles that are video games based on action movies.
(And again, be sure to check out Bryce’s blog, Things That Don’t Suck .) (But of course, you’re already a subscriber because we told you to last time he was on, right? Well then, check out his excellent Son of Danse Macabre as well!)
Click here to get back in the game!
Action Cast 20: A Degree in Ninjology
Posted 323 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Behind every stone, on top of every tree, there is a ninja. We can’t save you, but we can podcast to make you feel better.
Click here to go ninja go ninja go!
Action Cast 19: Die Hard in a Hurricane
Posted 351 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Hang out as we discuss Cliffhanger in our most majestic podcast yet.
Click here to hear a great heating-related joke!
Action Cast 18: Nutty Joe
Posted 366 days ago by Anthony Rogers
In the post apocalypse, you’ll only need three things: assless chaps, a copy of the Road Warrior, and this podcast.
Click here for the King O Frod
Action Cast 17b: Dedicated Cunt Button
Posted 378 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Occasionally, we manage to crank out a pretty good podcast. This is not one of those times.
Click here for something near and dear to me strawberry tart!
Action Cast 17: Crank
Posted 380 days ago by Anthony Rogers
A very special birthday episode just for Anthony.
Click here to get some good advice!
Action Cast 16: It's Often the Same
Posted 389 days ago by Anthony Rogers
When watching 1980’s The Exterminator, you have to laugh to stay alive…On this podcast, it’s often the same.
Links
Click here to cook a hot dog with a lamp!
Action Cast 15: Throat-chopped by Caterpillar
Posted 398 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Like Liam Neeson, not even technical difficulties can stop us. Prepare for pure aural throat chopping with one of our baddest episodes yet as we discuss a movie near and dear to our hearts: Taken.
Links
- Taken – Liam Neeson’s Greatest Hits
- Don’t Worry About the Government podcast
- And because we discussed it: the Jason Statham look-alike:
Click here to hand France its ass!
Action Cast 14: Brock Jizzler
Posted 416 days ago by Anthony Rogers
As part of OntheStick.com’s Wrestlemania Week extravaganza, the Action Cast crew – plus friend of the podcast Ethan – talk about two wrestling classics: The Scorpion King, and No Holds Barred.
Links
Click here to find out what that smell is!
Action Cast 13: Jesus Died for Die Hard 2: Edge of Reason
Posted 438 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Five dudes, five elements. Can we make it any simpler? Though really, Alex’s love for The Fifth Element alone is more than five ordinary men, so that’s, like, 9, probably. Man, math sucks.
Action Cast 12: Ip Yam
Posted 451 days ago by Anthony Rogers
As we discuss the Chinese epic Ip Man, The Yam Cast would like to remind you that we love all of Mother Earth’s peoples and any off-color remarks are for dramatic effect only.
Links
Click here to listen to us yammer on and on.
Action Cast 11b: A Dude Made of Dudes
Posted 455 days ago by Anthony Rogers
You should listen to this while watching the January 27th post on todaysbigthing.com. You won’t regret it!
Click here to hear about dudes.
Action Cast 11: Sexiest Man Alive
Posted 462 days ago by Anthony Rogers
This week, we tackle The Mechanic – both the 1972 original AND the 2011 remake. We barely scratch the surface of Anthony’s man-crush on Jason Statham, and eventually a real discussion emerges.
Also, check out this kickass mural Joe talks about:
(Special thanks to The Fleshies for the use of their song, “Sexiest Man Alive”. Not that they’ll ever hear this episode or read this, but hey, thanks anyway!)
Click here to be a mechanic. Twice.
Action Cast 10b: This Was Recorded 2 Weeks ago and He Still Hasn't Seen It
Posted 469 days ago by Anthony Rogers
The exciting conclusion to last week’s episode, wherein Simon/Andy/whatever promises to see The Thing the very next day.
Two weeks later, and he still hasn’t.
Links
Click here to be thoroughly disappointed in somebody.
Action Cast 10: Sock Full of Doorknobs
Posted 476 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Kurt Adam from our sister podcast and friend of the podcast Bryce Wilson join us to talk about how the biggest trouble can be found in even the littlest China.
(Oh, and be sure to check out Bryce’s blog, Things That Don’t Suck . If you thought he put us to shame on this podcast, wait until you see his writing.)
Click here to find out what ol’ Jack Burton says.
Action Cast 9b: Bitches Run Wild On You
Posted 479 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Only two words can describe this: I’m sorry.
Click here to, uh, listen to something.
Action Cast 9: Always Bet on Black
Posted 496 days ago by Anthony Rogers
A smaller than usual cast talks Passenger 57, in honor of Wesley Snipes beginning his jail term.
Click here to get off my plane!
Action Cast 8: The Hard
Posted 512 days ago by Anthony Rogers
There aren’t any good Hanukkah action movies, so we shoot the shit about the best Christmas one: Die Hard. Also present: technical difficulties, John Cena, more deep voices, and the hired help. Yippee ki-yay, motherfuckers.
Links
- John Cena vs. Cookie Monster
- Deluxe Monocle
- IMDB negative Die Hard reviews
- John Cena
- IMPROVED John Cena
- Penny Arcade about Die Hard 4
- Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
Click here to be welcomed to the party, pal!
Action Cast Throws Down!
Posted 514 days ago by Admin
The folks over at Double Fine have started a podcast. We have no issue with that. Hell, the existence of this show proves that anyone can have podcast, whether they’re talented, professional and interesting or none of the above.
Click that link and check the name of their show. Then, in case you have short term memory loss, look at the name of this show. Yeah, that’s right, they ripped off our name. Action Casts are like Highlanders, there can only be one.
So, we decided to retaliate in the most mature and non-juvenile manner we know—make fun of Tim Shcafer’s hair, challenge him to a wrestling match and brag about how many solid gold lawyers we own. Listen up, Tim, change the name of your show or we’ll be forced to act even more ridiculous. And no one wants that.
Listen to our list of grievances and demands here!
Action Cast 7: Robot Cop Killer
Posted 521 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Special guest Ethan joins us to talk about some robot cops. There’s also the usual digressions about wrestling, and at 22:26 Andy makes a wonderful pun that nobody noticed while we were recording. Turns out that guy isn’t so bad after all.
Links
- Keetje Tippel trailer
- RoboCop the cartoon
- Crank action figure
- Mr. Dream’s RoboCop
- RoboCop the musical
Click here to hear something you’d buy for a dollar!
Action Cast B-Side: Thankskilling
Posted 541 days ago by Admin
Just in time to save you from another dull Thanksgiving, The Action Cast presents a special holiday b-side about the greatest killer turkey movie of all time, Thankskilling. (Sorry Blood Freak fans, you’ll have to wait until next year.)
Click here for nice tits, bitch!
Action Cast 6: Def Touch
Posted 546 days ago by Anthony Rogers
After a bit of a hiatus, we’re back to talk about one of the best movies about a secret underground international fighting tournament. We can also do the splits.
Links
Click here to bite a gold tooth!
Action Cast 5: Disco Bush Harry
Posted 590 days ago by Andy Keener
This week, we talk about Dirty Harry. Sorta. We end up getting pretty off track in what is sure to be the most bush filled episode of Action Cast yet! Stay tuned after the show for a special announcement.
Click here to find out how lucky you are!
Action Cast 4b: If it bleeds, we can kill it
Posted 593 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Random asides tied together by Predator music. Sounds…a lot like most other episodes, actually.
Action Cast 4: A Crackdown
Posted 603 days ago by Anthony Rogers
To make up for last week, we present a slightly extended episode celebrating Michael Dudikoff’s magnum opus, American Ninja. We highly recommend you watch the movie alongside the podcast, MST3k-style. Also included: our first celebrity phone call!
Action Cast 3: Partial Recall
Posted 610 days ago by Anthony Rogers
So…we kind of had a massive error and, well…sorry to say it, but most of Action Cast 3 was deleted forever. We salvaged SOME of it, though, and 18 minutes of a Total Recall cast is probably better than 60 minutes about most other movies. Don’t worry, we’ll probably get our asses to Mars again some day.
And since you, dear reader, were deprived of some Total Recall goodness, I’ll link to two images that are rad and everyone should see: Total Recall Santa and this sweet fan movie poster for the movie.
Action Cast 2b: Girl-On-Girl Action
Posted 617 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Hey, just because this is an every-other-week(ish) podcast doesn’t mean we can’t give you a small sampling in between episodes. Besides, we can call them b-sides and sound like douchebags, which makes us cooler than you.
Anyway, this one is about girls in action movies. Mostly.
Action Cast Part Deux: FUCK HARDER!
Posted 624 days ago by Admin
In a move that wasn’t intended to be ironic, only a portion of the normal ‘cast gets together to talk about The Expendables. We’re also uncharacteristically on topic, a nice change of pace from our premiere episode. Don’t get used to it.
Action Cast! 1b: Sadcast
Posted 624 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Same as below – this is going up so all of our ‘casts are in one place. Witness the birth of the b-sides! Gasp as you listen to just how lame a podcast can be! Breathe a sigh of relief when you realize it’s only 7 minutes long!
Click here to think about death and feel sad and stuff!
Action Cast! One
Posted 624 days ago by Anthony Rogers
A quick bit of house cleaning here – putting this up so ALL of our episodes show up in our current feed (i.e. “Action Cast and Action Cast 1b were under the Cast at Demonhead / On the Stick name”). You know, for posterity’s sake.
Uh, if you somehow found us after we moved here, then please enjoy our humble beginnings!
Click here for a ‘cast from the past!
Sup bitches?
Posted 625 days ago by Anthony Rogers
Per the Admin’s request:
Archive
Posted 830 days ago by Anthony Rogers
So hey, giving each ‘cast a dumb name is funny and all, but here’s a list of the movies we’ve covered just in case:
- American Ninja
- Bare Knuckles
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Bloodsport
- The Burning
- Cliffhanger
- Conan the Barbarian/Conan the Destroyer
- Crank/Crank 2: High Voltage
- Die Hard
- Dirty Harry
- Escape from New York/Escape from L.A.
- The Expendables
- The Exterminator
- The Fifth Element
- Hard Boiled
- Hard to Kill
- Haywire
- High Plains Drifter
- Hobo with a Shotgun
- Ip Man
- Jingle All the Way
- The Last Dragon
- Lethal Weapon
- Mad Max
- The Mechanic
- No Holds Barred
- The One
- Out for Justice
- Passenger 57
- The Rambo Series
- Revenge of the Ninja
- Roadhouse
- The Road Warrior
- RoboCop
- Rumble in the Bronx
- The Scorpion King
- The Street Fighter
- Taken
- The Terminator
- Thankskilling
- They Live
- Total Recall
- Videogames Based on Action Movies
And if you’re in the mood for something REALLY dumb, here are the b-sides we’ve done, too: