For starters, you probably want to know why I’m going to talk about Team Fortress 2 for Halloween, don’t you? Or maybe a better question is: why are you such a jerk, for asking such a pointed question before even reading this? You’re probably the same person who turns their lights off and pretends to not be home when trick-or-treaters come around, aren’t you?
But, fair enough, I’ll indulge you (you jerk). Ask yourself: what is Halloween about, if not dressing up? And then ask yourself: what is TF2 about, if not the very same thing (plus shooting dudes)? Granted, my characters in TF2 have better hats than I’ve ever had on Halloween, but the point stands.